I'm not sure I follow the context of this comment.
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I'm not sure I follow the context of this comment.
I have little understanding of how much $$$ is going to china for millions of rubber ducks or why but a couple years ago Mr. Vanderquack traveled the whole country to raise money for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.
Here you can see me with my eyes closed and my pet Greta (who doesn't speak in English AND doesn't believe climate change is more than 5% man made) checking out Mr. Vanderquack on the hood during the convoy through Mill Creek Park in Youngstown Ohio.
FWIW, Less than 5 miles after that picture was taken the water pump started leaking
Here you can see me with my eyes closed and my pet Greta (who doesn't speak in English AND doesn't believe climate change is more than 5% man made) checking out Mr. Vanderquack on the hood during the convoy through Mill Creek Park in Youngstown Ohio.
FWIW, Less than 5 miles after that picture was taken the water pump started leaking
It confused me too until I looked it up in my urban dictionary. Now I'm even more confused by the comment.
Smash;
- To have casual sex with someone.
It confused me too until I looked it up in my urban dictionary. Now I'm even more confused by the comment.
Smash;
- To have casual sex with someone.
I think you both knew what I was trying to convey
I think you both knew what I was trying to convey
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This is the second time I’ve seen people knock this…well I bet back in the day you liked the nut sack A/C vent under the steering wheel didn’t you?
Same thing, stop trying to shame me for ventilating the boys!!!
Have you seen the commercial about the shaving instruments and it has all the guys running around with two little boys that are bald and one guy has two that have big Afros?
I think you both knew what I was trying to convey
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Rubibro I am confused.. are you say that wrestler gave you wood? You would plow it? You would tap it? It got your wood pumped? And lastly you would smash your wood in it???????
I just don't get what you are trying to convey!!!!!!!
X-wings don't have wheels that can fall off, so practically speaking, this is the perfect vehicle for you.
OP
Surrendered my bait duck to show my admiration to a red & black Jk Rubicon today at a hospital parking lot. It was obvious that this guy was spending some money to make it function & tastefully look above the norm of New Jersey. The Jeep already had 2 ducks displayed so I knew that when I went sneaking over, placing the my fake trophy onto the rock guards, it would make his day. I, myself, felt good like I was doing the work of the Lord.
Be not deceived, ducks aren’t the work of the lord.
The Bible says that even Satan himself will be disguised as an angel of light. LED light most likely, from a light bar over a windshield.
There won’t be any rubber ducks floatin’ around the lake of fire, I guarantee ya that.
Channeling the TV evangelists we all grew up on down here.
You are pretty funny man.
Last wheel I lost left a skid mark....in my underwear.
Back on topic. I have only been ducked twice in my 7 years of Jeep life. Then Saturday I got ducked TWICE. It pays to get out!
Try going shopping on a Saturday, and then having lunch at a bistro or cafe. You’ll get ducked. This could pay dividends in the arena of other kinds of ducking.
OP
Obeying a divine call... the Light has been awakened in me! Rounded up a few of my grand children's bath toy ducks for the cause and set upon to carry out my mission. Mounted my renamed Jeep, from "Ladybug" to "Pegasus", seeking a worthy candidate for a trophy duck to be proudly displayed. During my pilgrimage to the local supermarket today was found a lone yellow JK Unlimited off to the side. Rode over and placed a duck on the door handle.
With my Spirit uplifted I walked to the front and behold at what I saw... a unrepented duck hoarder.
My offering was not needed but I did not remove the deed. And duckless I remain...
With my Spirit uplifted I walked to the front and behold at what I saw... a unrepented duck hoarder.
